In my professional life I’m asked to review quite a bit of advertising to render a professional opinion – to see if I think the ad will work. Turns out, I’m a lot cheaper than running an ad in House Beautiful for $60,000 to find out it won’t work. Here in the afterlife, I’m a columnist who reviews ads for a Philadelphia Newspaper Publisher who asked me just to have fun. Since he’s apparently paying me to be funny, I write some funny stuff about the ads I review. Go ahead – see if for yourself if you think these reviews are funny, too. If you don’t think they’re fun and funny, please write your criticism here: . Thank you.